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Mia’s Day Out (a.k.a Confession of a Dangerous Impulsive Shopper Part II)
Wow… It feels like a zillion years ago since I posted my last ‘curhat’
You know I’ve been taking care of my father-in-law for these past 2 alone without any helps, right? How I have to prepare for his meal (and give it to him directly) 5 times a day, change his diapers several times a day, managing his medications, medicines, vitamins, pees and poos, and when he’s in the hospital for 5 days I have to looked after him almost all day long, etc. etc. etc. And I hardly have my own day-break along this 2 months. I remember I had a chance to go out all day to manage a bazaar a week before Ied Mubarak and a couple hours of visiting my bestfriend few days after the Ied, and it’s all done when Unduk is home. That’s all.
So when Unduk gave me another day-break yesterday (Sunday), I was soooo happy that I planned everything since three days before the d-day :p I should give my self a credit for all the efforts I’ve been doing. I planned to go to movie to watch any movie they play, or maybe spend a couple of hours in a salon to have a pedicure, or hairspa, or maybe foot-massage. Anything that quench my soul’s thirst!!! 
But in reality, in the morning I have to attend my friend’s wedding until 11. And then I spent 4hours sleeping (sounds like me, doesn’t it?). Unduk had to wake me up about 3 times to remind me that I had planned my me-time that day, and I finally woke up at 3 in the afternoon, so I only have about 4 hours to fill my heart’s joy. With only 4 hours to spend, I went directly to my heaven-on-earth. Ambassador Mall & ITC Kuningan. And I still believe that I deserve some credit. So I took it.
Literally ^_^
I did gave my credit card a cool-refreshing-swap or two, to shop something not-so-important (according to my mum) but God knows I’ll look cool in those things, hahaha!!! My treasures were three long tops (a print-flowery-long-shirt made in Thailand, a photo-print long shirt from Mango (or at least they say it’s a Mango) and a nice-and-comfort-pink-long-shirt made from outtanowhere, and the most important information is that : they were all 40% discount!), and then 1 giant-canvas-hand-bag printed with Mickey Mouse comics, some hairband, 1 short-sleeves-shirt for Unduk, and my top-of-all finding : a cool t-shirt with written : SHOPPING MAKES ME HAPPY.
Hahaha… Indeed, my friend… Indeed!!!
psssttt… and you know what, this time I don’t feel so guilty spending some money for those stuffs… well, maybe I would if I bought that red-hot-strapped-peep-toe-shoes that I dream of this last 2 months. Thank God iman saya masih kuat, and Thank God Tuhan udah menjawab doa saya (kemarin saya liat sepatu itu masih belom laku soalnya, jadi saya masih punya kans!)
Life is unfair!
Life is being so unfair to me.
You know, in my way to Carrefour Kuningan I saw this woman with a perfect, flawless skin and even perfect hair cut and color. Not that I’m jealous – why should I, just because I have this frizzy hair and the color looks more like a kid who spend his day playing kite than to look like a sexy woman? No way, not enough reason to be jealous, uh-uh! – but I can never think why GOD give a perfect complexion (and hair do) to people who is already beautiful and has perfect figures?
I mean, I did said this to Unduk about couple days ago, I CAN’T BELIEVE WHY GOD always give richness to people that are already perfect? Why can’t HE give the perfectness (flawless skin… smooth, silky, easy-to-tame-yet-sexy hair) to to those who are unfortunate, you know, people who spend their lives struggling with dark skin issues, zits and pimples, an always-awful-and-frizzy hair, and not to mention, the lack of body weight? As a matter of fact, people like ME? And give rich and wealthy people physical problems, like I have? They’re rich enough to pay for any medications, botox, plastic surgery, liposuctions, you name it! But me? ME? How can I pay for a doctor consultation, if I can’t even pay my internet bill???
That is why I said that life is soooo unfair!!!
And why… why do I have to pay for a big cup of chai tea and a piece of brownies in Dunkin Donuts – in fact that I am fasting now – just to get some seat so I can write this blog, huh? Why in the world there are no free seats in ambassador, or at least the safe one, if there is any, coz I have to open my laptop. Do you know why? Because, yup…
Life is very, very, VERY unfair.
And when I already paid for the tea and the brownies, and get some seat, and turn on my laptop, I just found out that THERE’S NO 3G SIGNAL HERE!!! Where the hell is the HSDPA signals that I always have here? GOD!!! The world must have turned upside down (since recently I always get FULL 3G signal in my bedroom)… or else…
Life IS unfair.
I have no better explanation.
Well, do you?
Neah… I don’t think so. Becoz perhaps life is being unfair to you, too.
Don’t-sweat-the-small-stuffs-tips from Miw
Hal-hal dibawah ini sangat mungkin bakal kejadian sama siapa aja -well, yang jelas sih sama saya udah!- so I will give you some how-to-tips to save your energy… so you can use it for some things more useful… like, keeping the world peace, for example!
Tips #1
If you happen to go to 21 Cineplex in Plasa Semanggi, and you bring your favourite drink from outside (coz y’know how expensive the 21’s cafe is…) and the security guy is asking you not to bring it along with you… rather than give it to him for free (just like Unduk did last month when we got busted), why don’t give him a cold-look in the eye, and ask him back, “Terus, Bapak mau nangkep saya?” and then walk right away, leave him in confusion. (Although my best suggestion for you is to bring a paper bag or a jacket and try to hide your belonging inside them, coz I don’t think it works anymore… they must’ve learned from me )
Tips #2
If you are in the middle of watching movie at the cinema, and your attention is distracted coz somebody calls you, and you think it’s a phone-call from a friend but turn to be a telemarketer who is offering you stuffs, my brilliant suggestion for you is : just put it away from your your ear but don’t hang up, let her speak about 10 seconds, and then say, “halo? halo, mbak?!? aduh suaranya putus-putus nih…” then you can hang it up
They surely won’t feel insulted (why would we? It’s what they do for a living!) but at the same time you are not running out more time watching the movie. It’s a win-win solution!
Tips #3
Now you walk in Centro Dept Store, and you happen to find these very-colorful-cotton-print-tube-tops with no brand label at some corner of the store and they give you 30% discount from the tag (Rp. 69.000), PLEASE DO NOT think that you’re very lucky finding ‘em coz actually you can buy ‘em only 35.000 rups at the Melawai (which, according to Niken, I should bid ‘em lower… damn!)
Tips #4
And when you are briskly walking in the plasa and then some salespeople -who are sometimes very, VERY ANNOYING- are pulling your nerves, like keep following you anywhere and offering you things when you have actually given a definitely-not-interested-whether-in-this-life-or-in-future-life sign, please do not hesitate to make a pause, turn your back and face them (you may also allow to point your finger if necessary) and say in deep, calm voice, “mas, kalo saya anggap mas ganggu saya, saya bisa panggilkan satpam, lho.” Those words surely work like a spell, especially when you are taller then them
Ok, itu dia tips-tips dari saya hari ini. Semoga bisa berguna buat temen-temen semua. Caiyyooo!!!
Ramalan Bintang
Menurut Majalah Bazaar edisi terbaru, ramalan bintang saya adalah :
“Anda perlu suasana membangun yang mampu menyegarkan pikiran Anda. Akan ada perubahan membahagiakan dalam kehidupan Anda. Tampaknya akan ada jalan keluar atas semua masalah rumit yang sedang Anda hadapi belakangan ini.”
Kesimpulannya :
Asyiiikkkk… kayanya ada yg mau ngasih saya duit banyak neh, soalnya satu-satunya hal yang bisa nyegerin pikiran saya sekarang, dan membahagiakan, apalagi sampe ngasih jalan keluar, ya cuma duit.
CIHUYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confession of a Dangerous Impulsive Shopper :(
Kali ini saya mau mengaku dosa.
Bahwa masalah kejiwaan yang saya derita, yang saya kira udah sempet sembuh, ternyata kambuh lagi 
Semestinya hari ini berjalan seperti biasa. You know lah, bangun jam 9 pagi, langsung nyalain laptop dan internet, ngimel-ngimel atau spamming sejenak dua jenak sambil chatting, mandi jam 10 lewat, makan, siap-siap ke jatiwaringin untuk setor muka (atau siap-siap tidur lagi kalo lagi males setor muka), ngelanjutin chatting & spamming di jatiwaringin, siap-siap pulang sebelom magrib, mampir makan bakso atau ke Hero untuk sekadar beli duren diskonan, trus pulang, buka laptop sebentar niatnya mau kejar setoran, tapi trus dengan alasan kecapekan atau kekenyangan jadi berbaring-baringan di kasur, dan kemudian… tidur! Read the rest of this entry »
Susahnya masuk milis :(
Dua malam yang lalu, ceritanya saya kepingin ikutan satu milis yang diasuh oleh majalah wanita terkenal di Indonesia. Biasa dong, dapet link, trus ngisi alamat email, tipe keanggotaan milis, dan juga kode ngga jelas yang terdiri dari 4 hurup dan angka yang ditulis menyon-menyon (dan saya ngga ngerti APPPPAAA PENTINGNYA NULIS MENYON-MENYON GITU… NYUSAHIN!) Read the rest of this entry »
Gone With The Thief
Dalam seminggu ini, ada dua belanja termahal yang pernah terjadi dalam hidup saya (dan amit-amit jangan sampe kejadian lagi!)
- Beli sekeping DVD (bajakan pula!) termahal, yang berjudul “Bridge to Terabithia”, yang harganya senilai hape saya. Soalnya hape saya hilang (kayanya) waktu saya lagi sibuk milih-milih DVD ini. Namun begitu saya bukannya bete malahan bahagia, karena itu artinya saya punya alasan untuk beli hape baru, suatu hal yang selalu dilarang Unduk karena menurut Unduk saya terlalu boros. Padahal hape saya udah lumayan rusak, lho. Hape-nya ngga mau ngecas sendiri (untung baterenya sama dengan cdma saya, jadi numpang cas ke cdma), dah gitu kalo tinggal 4 strip suka langsung drop waktu terima telepon. Jadi saya cuma bisa katakan pada si tukang copet, wahai engkau, wilujeng deh dapet hape butut, huahahaha!! Read the rest of this entry »
Demam Laptop
Yak, kemarin saya dan Unduk ngunjungin FKI di JCC. Wuih… macetnya bukan alang kepalang, karena ternyata di JCC ada 2 event lain yang bersamaan, BoboFair dan kalo ngga salah, pameran ponsel-ponsel-an gitu lah.
Sebetulnya siy, kalo saya liat di FKI, barang-barang yang dipamerin ya sama aja dengan kalo mereka pameran di tempat lain. Misalnya, produk notebook dari Zyrex harganya pun sama dengan waktu Zyrex ngadain pameran di Mangga Dua Mall. Padahal kalo jaman baheula, yang judulnya pameran-pameran berskala nasional, seperti PPI (Pameran Produksi Indonesia) dan juga Jakarta Fair waktu masih di Monas dulu (jaman saya SD), biasanya barang-barang yang dijual adalah merek-merek baik (misalnya, Kecap Cap Bango, hehehe…) yang bisa dibeli dengan harga promo yang notabene lebih murah dibandingkan kalo dijual di pasar ataupun swalayan. Bisa dapet bonus balon pula! Read the rest of this entry »
Aku dan Kamu, Baik atau Jahat?
Aku : aku bingung, kenapa ya aku selalu dijahatin orang?
Kamu : karena kamu terlalu baik.
Aku : trus kenapa juga aku selalu dimanfaatin orang?
Kamu : karena kamu terlalu lugu, terlalu mudah percaya.
Aku : aku cuma pingin hidup lurus. aku cuma pingin baik sama orang lain. aku berusaha untuk ngga nyakitin orang. kenapa aku masih sial juga?
